i just woke up and realized leopard geckos always look like theyre smiling?

why are

no

what do you think youre doing

im onto you

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petitebootybitches:

one time i went on club penguin and spent the entire day wooing like 20 girls and convincing them to be my girlfriend

then i sent all of them a message to meet me at the pizza parlor and they found out about each other and had this huge 2 hour fight

i was a hunky penguin

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great3st:

remember when suite life had a hsm episode and no one thought maddie looked like sharpay

(via ineverysmileofyoursyoubreathe)

• me: i want that
• me: checks price tag
• me: nevermind

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